Fail dating stories. She call in the middle of the night crying that she is such a terrible girlfriend who wakes me up in the middle of the night.
I once had a newish friend come over for a bit and he asked if he could use my computer to check his email.
If you want to remain anonymous, let me know.
He later texted me to tell me simply that he "isn't a bad guy".
He ignored my claims that I had to be up early the next morning and so had to femdom bdsm erotic stories he just sat there, grinning at me and saying, "I had a great time tonight.
It sounds like my ass is exploding, every time I release even a tiny bit I'm making the loudest fucking farting sounds you can imagine.
Until she opened her mouth.
I give up trying to be quiet, it's just splatting out of my asshole now.
Meanwhile, I'm dressed to the nines and they're also all in jeans.